[Auction]

[33million]

Rights to Samasu Souha's Gender.

Starting Price: 100 Yen.

Current Highest Bid: 1,000,001 Yen - dark_worldian

Comments

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

...

What are you doing, sir?

[33million.livejournal.com]

Selling a product.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

... Sir. That isn't a "product". That's Souha's. Not something to sell, or anything that could be legally sold.

[33million.livejournal.com]

It exists, it can be sold.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

It exists only for him. It's not right to try to sell that.

You must, at the very least, get his express, and public permission to sell something that, by all rights, is his.

[botanical-latin.livejournal.com]

The hell you doin'?

[33million.livejournal.com]

Selling a product.

[botanical-latin.livejournal.com]

Them legal rights?

[33million.livejournal.com]

Yessir.

[botanical-latin.livejournal.com]

Ha! Prove it.

[advanced-dark.livejournal.com]

1000 yen.

[33million.livejournal.com]

Bid accepted at 1000 Yen by advanced_dark.

[botanical-latin.livejournal.com]

1050 yen.

[33million.livejournal.com]

Insufficent. Highest bid must be 2001 Yen.

[botanical-latin.livejournal.com]

2250.

[tomboyish-star.livejournal.com]

4,000 yen.

[33million.livejournal.com]

Bid accepted at 4000 Yen by tomboyish_star.

[advanced-dark.livejournal.com]

ONE HUNDRED MILLIO-

wait.

10000 yen.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

... Why are you bidding on it?

[advanced-dark.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't YOU like to know.

[tomboyish-star.livejournal.com]

15000 yen plus this potato.

[33million.livejournal.com]

Bid accepted at 10000 Yen by advanced_dark.

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

... Why are you bidding on my brother's gender rights?

[Private to Shikou]

[tomboyish-star.livejournal.com]

I'm doing you a favor, Shikou.

Re: [Private to Shikou]

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

... Why? I've done nothing to garner any favors from you, nor have you shown any evidence of being this... Charitable.