[Auction]

[33million]

Rights to Samasu Souha's Gender.

Starting Price: 100 Yen.

Current Highest Bid: 1,000,001 Yen - dark_worldian

Comments

[dark-worldian.livejournal.com]

1,000,005

[33million.livejournal.com]

Bid accepted at 1,000,005 Yen by dark_worldian

[advanced-dark.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose I could go as high as....

Sixty six trillion five hundred and forty two billion eight hundred and eighty eight million six hundred and fifty four thousand two hundred forty three yen.

[33million.livejournal.com]

Bid accepted at 66,542,888,664,243 Yen by advanced_dark

[dark-worldian.livejournal.com]

Fold.

[advanced-dark.livejournal.com]

Good game, old bean.

[33million.livejournal.com]

Auction ends at 66,542,888,664,243 Yen. Please deposit money within the next hour to my private bank account here.

[advanced-dark.livejournal.com]

HUZZAH!

Can I pay in gold?

[33million.livejournal.com]

Sure. Just get it to me within the hour or the last bidder gains rights to it instead.

[advanced-dark.livejournal.com]

Where are you?

[33million.livejournal.com]

Osiris Red Dorm / Male.

[keepersouha.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you.

Now I know where you sleep.

[33million.livejournal.com]

Samasu Souha, you will not harm me.

[keepersouha.livejournal.com]

Who said I was going to harm you?

[33million.livejournal.com]

The fire?

[keepersouha.livejournal.com]

Oh, that?

I can use it without harming you. Believe me.

[33million.livejournal.com]

Besides, you never made a claim to your gender, deal cannot be invalidated.

[keepersouha.livejournal.com]

Then why is my name there?

Event Postan

[advanced-dark.livejournal.com]

Knock knock Weidt.

Re: Event Postan

[33million.livejournal.com]

::Hi. He's obviously just a Skull Servant in an Osiris Red Uniform with an afro::

Re: Event Postan

[advanced-dark.livejournal.com]

He's obviously just Johan with orange eyes and a love for leather, so let's call it even.

"Here's a check. I'm pretty sure that must gold would cover at least 20% of this island." He hands it over.

Re: Event Postan

[33million.livejournal.com]

::Righto.:: Do you have gold standard to back this check at least should I cash it?

Re: Event Postan

[advanced-dark.livejournal.com]

"Of course."

Re: Event Postan

[33million.livejournal.com]

Thank you, come again.

::Slides the check into his jacket::

Re: Event Postan

[advanced-dark.livejournal.com]

"Righto." He leaves.

...Ten minutes later, he's smacking on the door again.