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Rights to Samasu Souha's Gender.

Starting Price: 100 Yen.

Current Highest Bid: 1,000,001 Yen - dark_worldian

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Auction ends at 66,542,888,664,243 Yen. Please deposit money within the next hour to my private bank account here.

HUZZAH!

Can I pay in gold?

Sure. Just get it to me within the hour or the last bidder gains rights to it instead.

Where are you?

Osiris Red Dorm / Male.

Oh, thank you.

Now I know where you sleep.

Samasu Souha, you will not harm me.

Who said I was going to harm you?

The fire?

Oh, that?

I can use it without harming you. Believe me.

Besides, you never made a claim to your gender, deal cannot be invalidated.

Then why is my name there?

Again, you never protested during the action. Deal cannot be invalidated.

Because I was with my girlfriend.

My name is there. I have ownership over it, regardless of any sales.

But you did not claim it was your's besides being a part of your physical being, this making it legitmate for sale.

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keepersouha.livejournal.com - 2008-05-15 05:22 (UTC) - Expand

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33million.livejournal.com - 2008-05-15 05:24 (UTC) - Expand

Knock knock Weidt.

::Hi. He's obviously just a Skull Servant in an Osiris Red Uniform with an afro::

He's obviously just Johan with orange eyes and a love for leather, so let's call it even.

"Here's a check. I'm pretty sure that must gold would cover at least 20% of this island." He hands it over.

::Righto.:: Do you have gold standard to back this check at least should I cash it?

"Of course."

Thank you, come again.

::Slides the check into his jacket::

"Righto." He leaves.

...Ten minutes later, he's smacking on the door again.

Yo?

"IT DIDN'T WO-" glance at PDA. "Oh wait. Nevermind."

Of course it works. Besides, I already cashed the check.

Re: Event Postan

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Re: Event Postan

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