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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE.

You will inform me who 'purchased' me, Unit Skull Servant.

Sorry, can't do... AIIIIIIIEEEEE, MY GOOD FEMUR. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.

Then you should inform me of the purchasing party.

I can't... OH CHRIST THAT'S MY GOOD SPLEEN. OH GOD. AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Your vital components will be restored to you, Unit Skull Servant, if you tell me of the party who requested the transaction.

BUT I CAN'T... OH MY GOD. IS THAT MY SPINE?!

Yes, Unit Skull Servant. I know how to keep multiple life forms alive for potentially forever, with or without their vital organs. And to amplify pain. Now would you be so kind as to tell me of the transacting party?

GOOD GOD WOMAN, I CAN'-- OH MY GOD, HOW CAN YOU BE DOING THIS. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This pain can end if you tell me the name of the one who requested this job from you, Unit Skull Servant.

BUT THAT'S-- ... HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THAT?!

I am programmed to be experienced in over 5,000 forms of torture as well as multiple styles of Chi control and emergency surgery.

... MOMMY.

The pain will end when I recieve the name, Unit Skull Servant.

BUT I CAN'T. ... Is that a cake?

Yes it is, Unit Skull Servant.

And?

Cake!

And?

Cake!

And?

Cak-- OW, that was my jaw!

Your customer, Unit Skull Servant?

IT'S AGAINST MY STAND-- HOLY CRAP. IS THAT MY HIP?!

Yes, Unit Skull Servant. Your customer's identity, please.

I can't... My mother's photo!

Now please, the name of your customer, Unit Skull Servant, before I must damage this antique frame.

Ummm... He likes pink.

While such information is useful, Unit Skull Servant, I asked for the name.

Stop squeezing the picture so tightly!

Name please, Unit Skull Servant.

... Oh for goodness sakes, it was me.

As amusing as you beating up bony there is, there's a limit.

Thank you, Unit Erland. I shall be around to Exterminate you shortly. As interesting of a subject that you are, you are a Hostile Unit and must be eliminated immediately.

You're not thinking about this. How am I hostile?

Unit Skull Servant admitted you intend to purchase me. This is against my protocols and I must eliminate those that would interfere with my mission.

......

Why must you give me a headache with all this?

I'm not unreasonable. It was simply a good opportunity, and a chance to 'get my foot in the door', as it were.

My mission must be fulfilled. All obstacles to the objective must be eliminated with excessive and unnessecary force and extreme prejudice.

Session Terminated.

...damn it.

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