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Since you all are being smartasses. I claim me, myself, and I and all possessions I do and may own, my metaphysics, and pretty much any thing else except the follow of my money, where it is deposited, and my mum's dress.

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Technically only one person was a smart ass.

I was just trying to profit from it.

RIght right. Also, that sort of thing only works when I do it.

Do you know where a leprechaun's horde is? No?

Usually at the end of a rainbow.

And tell me, do those actually exist?

The ends of rainbows?

No.

But neither do leprechauns.

You're lacking a grasp of what I do. Think about it. If money and profit is power, and power is energy, and energy warps reality...

...You use money to exercise power over quantum mechanics?

The potential for money warps the universe on it's own.

..

Tell me, Mr. White, do you offer legal services?

Define legal services.

Writing contracts, reading and summarizing contracts, that sort of thing.

No actual court appearances, of course.

Oh. You want me to help you with extortion. 's cool. I do offer services. However, I do freelance work as young as I may be, I do work for another company.

I'll give you a call if I need your services.

Alright. I'm currently handling another client's business, but I am always available. Though, I'm toning down on my Metaphysical sales. Seems to make people upset for some reason.

Hey, fuck you.

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