33million: (LOL)
33million ([personal profile] 33million) wrote2008-06-13 02:50 am

[Event Post, LOL]

Step Right. Step Right up!

::Weidt's bony voice fills the air::

Come one, come all, come get your amazing Brainwashing Kit. Multiple Models included, and if you buy the first for 3000 yen or DP, you can buy the second for 500 yen, and the third for 100 yen! And if you buy a 4th kit for 50 Yen, you get a free mug and duel disk.

If anyone wants to volunteer to see how authentic the product is, come right up. We are not shy to show the usefullness of our products. LOL.

::Has one of those hats, you know the one, a striped red and white jacket, and a cane. And a fake handlebar moustache::

[identity profile] not-ironman.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 07:03 am (UTC)(link)


How many do you have?

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
I eat a perfectly balanced breakfest.

Plenty.

[identity profile] not-ironman.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take four.

What forms of tender do you accept?

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
DP and Yen. I also accept the Euro, the US Dollar, and human souls. I do not except money from China.

Any specific brand of purpose of hypnosis you wish to go for?

[identity profile] not-ironman.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
Not really, but if there are different types, I'll take them in different varieties.

Can I transfer the funds to your account?

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[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
... Are you a skeleton?

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
You really look like one, though.

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[identity profile] bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
*Daniel is taking a walk. Maybe the air'll cool him off.

Andddd~ No. :/ It's a cloaked skeleton. Blast it all. Walks near to the guy...*

Oi! You! Cloaked Skeleton! What are you, insane? 's too late at night to be selling stuff!

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
It's never too late or too early to sell things.

[identity profile] bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Bad salesmanship, though. I mean, few people to buy your products.

At any rate, you're just... despicable. I hope you meet a swift end, since all you do is claw at people's heartstrings and cause turmoil of the bad kind.

Also, you only fool the gullible with that cheap costume.

*You notice he's wearing goggles. Bright-tinted ones, too. Why, however... that's a good question*

[identity profile] effortandguts.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Brainwashing kit? Free mug and duel disk!? Volunteering to show how authentic the product is?!!?

THIS SOUNDS PRETTY AWESOME WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Right here.

::Form to sign away rights to sue if you're injuried and what now::

[identity profile] effortandguts.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Awesome! *Signs without ever looking at it.*

Now what?

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Choose a kit model and we'll demonstrate to the crowd... ::Waves at the Osiris Reds drolling at Kageru's large tracts... of land.:: how the product works.

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[identity profile] xgodsaysnox.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
I seek the Nazi Templar edition. Do you have it?

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
No. We ban those because of you, sonny. LOL.

::Twirls cane::

[identity profile] xgodsaysnox.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
Jain, Ehren and Lyla: needs Lesbians.

That's understandable.

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
... They're not lesbians?

::Taps the cane:: Now run along, sonny, you're bothering the customers. LOL.

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[identity profile] keepersouha.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
*...walks up to the table with all of the kits on it. Takes one, and looks it over, calmly. She then sets it down.*

Are you Weidt White?

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That I am, miss.

Now what can I do for you? Here to help with a demonstration?

::Twirls his handlebar moustache::

[identity profile] keepersouha.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, no... Only an idiot would help with something like that.

I'm here to take care of you. *...and yet those sounded like some of the most threatening words a person could hear*

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-13 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you from the repo company? I've told them I'll have their money by tomorrow, bunch of shmucks.

::Rubs his bony chin::

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