33million: (No It Wasn't Me)
33million ([personal profile] 33million) wrote2008-06-01 04:10 pm

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE.

[identity profile] for-a-purpose.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You will inform me who 'purchased' me, Unit Skull Servant.

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, can't do... AIIIIIIIEEEEE, MY GOOD FEMUR. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.

[identity profile] for-a-purpose.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you should inform me of the purchasing party.

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't... OH CHRIST THAT'S MY GOOD SPLEEN. OH GOD. AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[identity profile] for-a-purpose.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Your vital components will be restored to you, Unit Skull Servant, if you tell me of the party who requested the transaction.

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT I CAN'T... OH MY GOD. IS THAT MY SPINE?!

[identity profile] for-a-purpose.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, Unit Skull Servant. I know how to keep multiple life forms alive for potentially forever, with or without their vital organs. And to amplify pain. Now would you be so kind as to tell me of the transacting party?

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
GOOD GOD WOMAN, I CAN'-- OH MY GOD, HOW CAN YOU BE DOING THIS. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


...

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[identity profile] for-a-purpose.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
This pain can end if you tell me the name of the one who requested this job from you, Unit Skull Servant.

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT THAT'S-- ... HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THAT?!

[identity profile] for-a-purpose.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I am programmed to be experienced in over 5,000 forms of torture as well as multiple styles of Chi control and emergency surgery.

[identity profile] for-a-purpose.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The pain will end when I recieve the name, Unit Skull Servant.

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT I CAN'T. ... Is that a cake?

[identity profile] for-a-purpose.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes it is, Unit Skull Servant.

And?

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Cak-- OW, that was my jaw!

[identity profile] for-a-purpose.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Your customer, Unit Skull Servant?

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S AGAINST MY STAND-- HOLY CRAP. IS THAT MY HIP?!

[identity profile] for-a-purpose.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, Unit Skull Servant. Your customer's identity, please.

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't... My mother's photo!

[identity profile] for-a-purpose.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Now please, the name of your customer, Unit Skull Servant, before I must damage this antique frame.

[identity profile] for-a-purpose.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
While such information is useful, Unit Skull Servant, I asked for the name.

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Stop squeezing the picture so tightly!

[identity profile] for-a-purpose.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Name please, Unit Skull Servant.

[identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
... Oh for goodness sakes, it was me.

As amusing as you beating up bony there is, there's a limit.

[identity profile] for-a-purpose.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, Unit Erland. I shall be around to Exterminate you shortly. As interesting of a subject that you are, you are a Hostile Unit and must be eliminated immediately.

[identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
You're not thinking about this. How am I hostile?

[identity profile] for-a-purpose.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Unit Skull Servant admitted you intend to purchase me. This is against my protocols and I must eliminate those that would interfere with my mission.

[identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
......

Why must you give me a headache with all this?

I'm not unreasonable. It was simply a good opportunity, and a chance to 'get my foot in the door', as it were.

[identity profile] for-a-purpose.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
My mission must be fulfilled. All obstacles to the objective must be eliminated with excessive and unnessecary force and extreme prejudice.

Session Terminated.

[identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
...damn it.