33million: (LOL)
33million ([personal profile] 33million) wrote2008-06-01 05:36 am

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Since you all are being smartasses. I claim me, myself, and I and all possessions I do and may own, my metaphysics, and pretty much any thing else except the follow of my money, where it is deposited, and my mum's dress.

[identity profile] not-ironman.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
Technically only one person was a smart ass.

I was just trying to profit from it.

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
RIght right. Also, that sort of thing only works when I do it.

Do you know where a leprechaun's horde is? No?

[identity profile] not-ironman.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
Usually at the end of a rainbow.

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
And tell me, do those actually exist?

[identity profile] not-ironman.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
The ends of rainbows?


But neither do leprechauns.

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
You're lacking a grasp of what I do. Think about it. If money and profit is power, and power is energy, and energy warps reality...

[identity profile] not-ironman.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
...You use money to exercise power over quantum mechanics?

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
The potential for money warps the universe on it's own.

[identity profile] not-ironman.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 09:56 am (UTC)(link)

Tell me, Mr. White, do you offer legal services?

[identity profile] not-ironman.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
Writing contracts, reading and summarizing contracts, that sort of thing.

No actual court appearances, of course.

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. You want me to help you with extortion. 's cool. I do offer services. However, I do freelance work as young as I may be, I do work for another company.

[identity profile] not-ironman.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'll give you a call if I need your services.

[identity profile] 33million.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
Alright. I'm currently handling another client's business, but I am always available. Though, I'm toning down on my Metaphysical sales. Seems to make people upset for some reason.

[identity profile] sees-the-sea.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, fuck you.